- Everyone has either a Freddy Kreuger glove or Wolverine claws – and their assignment is totally random.
- No one remembers their middle name from their life on Earth.
- Only Pepsi products are available as beverages.
- Under no circumstances will you be an Angel – Unless you arm wrestle one of the original angels and win best 3 out of 5.
- There are 72 genders in heaven and you have to fornicate with each of the 71 that you are not – weekly.
- EVERYTHING smells like Play-Doh – especially urine.
- You are allowed to willfully confuse humans by making them hallucinate.
- Dude ranches are frowned upon.
- Everyone has the ability to make a perfect pie crust from scratch.
Monthly Archives: March 2020
My Bikes
I now have TWO bikes. I’ve had my MirraCo BMX for 10 or 11 years, and this week I got my new Schwinn mountain bike. I’m excited about making a habit of riding it in order to get into better shape.
Landing Page Relaunch
My site at my old URL got hacked. I fixed it, but Facebook won’t accept that it’s no longer risky. After countless attempts to reach FB support without results, I gave up. I’m now launching unit9.xyz to replace ikev.in. I use this site as an occasional blog and as a landing page to direct people to my presence on all of my other sites and social media. At least throwing together simple websites is kind of fun for me!