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- Everyone has either a Freddy Kreuger glove or Wolverine claws – and their assignment is totally random.
- No one remembers their middle name from their life on Earth.
- Only Pepsi products are available as beverages.
- Under no circumstances will you be an Angel – Unless you arm wrestle one of the original angels and win best 3 out of 5.
- There are 72 genders in heaven and you have to fornicate with each of the 71 that you are not – weekly.
- EVERYTHING smells like Play-Doh – especially urine.
- You are allowed to willfully confuse humans by making them hallucinate.
- Dude ranches are frowned upon.
- Everyone has the ability to make a perfect pie crust from scratch.